Sunday, March 13, 2011

Ellen Degeneres Hardwood Floors

Travelogue (Part One)

1981 was for me, and only for me, a tremendous year. I noticed right away, but the aftermath was even worse.
Despite all there was also something good. Holidays I did with my friends. We went in 2 July 23, after it happened that three others had yet to take the oral maturity.
That year I should do I also maturity. Not happened.
The first few days of vacation, only the first day, to pass the time me and my friend we kept a travel diary. In the absence of inspiration, desire and pure typing exercise, rewrite some here its parts.
The calligraphy is written is mine, but what is written is the meeting of two heads, mine and my friend, to whom, for the usual history of privacy, change my name and I'll call Amilcare.

Before you start typing a vocabulary to render acronyms and jargon that will be used here.

URC: Cisalpine Revolutionary Union. We used this abbreviation to define them. He was born to play a short time before, during a treasure hunt in which they participate, and was sometimes called a game like that.
Sblaf: Girl, pussy ... I do not remember how did this word.




23/Luglio/1981
pioneering the First Day URC
Florence
7:55 pm On the train at last.
bad weather, no sblaf horizon, incipient hunger from the first morn. First signs of the headache of Hamilcar delibiterà it all day.
After a relaxing train ride and chaste (in the compartment were a nun and two nurses) [PS There were also two sblaf (and also not bad), but strictly controlled by their mother, Hamilcar and gazing up too much of the daughter was promptly put back on his feet with a Corriere della Sera].
Visited various monuments and we dragged our weary limbs for the endless corridors of the Uffizi. Desperate search for food. Quickly consumed the weak supplies brought from home we drowned our tendencies cannibals voraciously on a defenseless from fried chicken (SIGH) 5000 £.

Adventure of the night

Our heroes decide to assess the health of their very security of staying in San Miniato useless without the sleeping bag.
20 hours: Due to the tiredness decide to sleep (which is not easy for the sighs of lust of the various pairs spread around us).
ore21: 30 After the first short sleep (30 minutes). The first doubts arise on the moisture of the place and the first to regret the warmth of the sleeping bag unnecessarily replaced by a K-poor way.
23:25 hours the K-way overlapping sheets of paper picked up in various trash cans to curb the impending frostbite.
00:30 hours sleep does not arrive, two silhouettes swollen and numb from freezing engage in a terrible and unnecessary fight to try to slow heat loss.

Friday July 24

2 hours "URC SI SUICICI NO" is the cry that rose from the camp and decided it was better to live than to die walking sleeping badly. Began a long march from San Miniato will take us to the station.
4 hours you arrive at the station. Grab the backpacks and decided to sleep on the cold marble.
4:30 hours estimated time when we go to catalepsy.
5:30 comatose state is broken by an agent of the Railway Police who urges us to vacate the field.
Two hours 5:40 dazed larvae are less than 3 hours of light sleep roam Florence looking desperately for relief of a cappuccino.
7 am disgusted and rejected by life by night in Florence we decided very firmly of appropinquarci as soon as possible to the island of Giglio.
10:58 hours the expulsion of our train station and the city got rid of us as individuals defecating 2 uncongenial to her.

(continued)



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